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Welcome to the Official

 

D.O.G.E.​ Marketplace​​

The United States of America's new e-commerce platform for privatizing Public Services.

We at D.O.G.E. believe in the power of markets. Why should the government provide services for free when people can pay for them? Our mission is to make governance more profitable, through partnership with the private sector!

Founded in 2025 by a coalition of renegade billionaires and  bureaucrats, D.O.G.E. is leading the charge in revolution against Big Government. Join us in making the world a better place—for the 1%.


U.S. Public Assets for Sale or Rent 
Why settle for free when you can pay for it?

  • Tired of sharing your park with strangers? Buy it now and charge admission!


    10,000 US dollars
  • Transform the buildings of defunct agencies like USAID, CFPB, and the DOE into your dream space


    1,250,000 US dollars
  • Our sidewalks in your neighborhood are worth every step


    250 US dollars
  • Why follow someone else’s rules? Create your own laws today and make the world work for you


    1,000 US dollars
  • Trade your right to vote for exclusive perks, like skipping the line at the DMV!


    750 US dollars
  • Don’t like to acknowledge America's past? Let us rewrite history for you


    2,500 US dollars
  • Air Breathing Subscription Service


    5 US dollars
  • Experience Freedom with Our Limited Rights Rental


    100 US dollars
  • Woke up early to see the sunrise at the privatized public beach but forgot the sunrise costs extra?


    10 US dollars

Services Offered

Private Security Guard

Rent Your Rights

Online Rights Rental

Pay-Per-Breath

Subscription Service

Virtual Governance

Next-Gen Governance Solutions

Citizenship Vouchers

Join the world's first techno-feudal nation

Feedback 

 
Share Your Thoughts.
We value your feedback on our services. Your opinion matters to us as we strive to provide the most privatized forms of governance.
​​"Thanks to D.O.G.E., I now own my local park! I charge $5 per visit and make a killing!" – John D., Entrepreneur
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"Pay-per-breath air? Genius! I’ve never felt more alive—or more broke!" – Mike T., Air Enthusiast
"I used to worry about my rights, but now I just rent them. So much easier!" – Jane S., Satisfied Customer

Disclaimer: This website is a satirical project and is not affiliated with any real organization. It is intended to highlight the dangers of privatization and techno-feudalism.

333 Privatization Lane,   Washington, D.C.

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